Meet The Diplomats-Juelz Santana

It's been a while, so I know people are craving to find out more about their favorite Diplomats! I present to you the next installment of "Meet The Diplomats!" As always, written by Alex K.





Real Name: LaRon Louis James
Aliases: Human Crack, Mr. HD, Young Splashy Splash
Position: Vice President
Age: 26
Height: 5’7”
Biggest Solo Hits: “There It Go (The Whistle Song)”, “Oh Yes”, “Dipset (Santana’s Town)”, “Mic Check”, “Clockwork”
Last Album: What the Game’s Been Missing! (November 22, 2005)
Signature Ad Lib: “AY!”
Last Spotted: In a Skull Gang video - http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhFnHp18lNOt4bvcM3 -

Signature Verse:
Now this here is that bomb diggy (diggy)
Diggy dang, the dons with me
Killa, he'll kill a nigga you thinkin' bout harming me
Capo's corrupted (yop), he's wrong vato to fuck wit (yop)
Labeled and known as a young Pac to the public
And me, Human Crack in the flesh (flesh)
I'm the last of the best (best)
One word to describe me (what), spectacular, YES!
So stay calm shorty, when you see that palmed .40 (.40?)
I'll pop it slow, you'll rock and roll, like Bon Jovi
So don't fool with the click (Ay!)
Don't fool with the Dips (Ay!)
You will die, you will lie in a pool full of shit (Ay!)
When that gun with the clip in (what)
Start dumpin' and rippin', (yop)
At ya'll head, ya'll some dead summamabitches (Ay!)
You give a chick hard dick and bubblegum (Ay!)
(ay!)I give a chick a hard brick and bubble-yum (Ay!)
Like here, take that, shake that, break that (Ay!)
in half and please bring my cake back

-Juelz Santana “Crunk Muzik” (Off Diplomatic Immunity Vol. 2)

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